How do I know if I need you, knowitall?

If you have a question about anything.. ANYTHING at all. The traditional advice columnist may take weeks to answer your query, if at all, and Delilah is busy picking tracks from the early 90's to coincide with her advice, as of right now, I'm answering ALL questions, no issue too big or small, and because I genuinely want to help, and build a good name for myself, I will give you the best answer available.