Monday, May 18, 2009

How do I get my question answered?

Text me @ (404)213.3196
Please start your message with KIAS (knowitallsister), so I can appropriately manage my inbox.
If you think your question can be answered in a text, be clear and concise and prepared t text back if I have any specific questions.
If you would prefer a personal phone call, send a simplified version of your question(s) followed by PLZ CALL

Email me @ yourfavoriterin@yahoo.com (these messages also go directly to my phone)

Leave me a comment on the blog (this page), if you prefer a little more anonymity, and I'll post one back with some answers.

I do not need to know your name or who referred you to me, but I may ask for clarification and specificity if I feel it is completely necessary. I know it takes a certain mindframe to solicit advice from strangers, but you've been referred here on good authority (trust your friends), and I respect your position and right to refuse any advice I may offer.
I will not share your personal or private information or thoughts with anyone. I am not doing this for entertainment or profit, but rather to gain credibility as a counselor and life advisor. Additionally, I WILL let you know if I feel your problem is beyond my realm of assistance (I may have to refer you to someone else).

(*** In that same vein, if anyone knows of a psychiatrist or counselor that is particularly intuitive and compassionate, please let me have their contact info****)

I will not charge for answers, but if you feel I really helped you or a friend there is a PayPal donation button on my page. The proceeds will go to maintaining the operation of my phone and will also serve as feedback measurement for me to share with potential investors.

How do I know if I need you, knowitall?

If you have a question about anything.. ANYTHING at all. The traditional advice columnist may take weeks to answer your query, if at all, and Delilah is busy picking tracks from the early 90's to coincide with her advice, as of right now, I'm answering ALL questions, no issue too big or small, and because I genuinely want to help, and build a good name for myself, I will give you the best answer available.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

credibility.

I have recently come to the realization that I am the go-to girl for most of my friends in need of advice of all sorts. I enjoy helping people in this way and have spent much of my college career studying psychology, sociology, and most importantly interpersonal communications and human relations...
More importantly, I am a born counselor, I find the most joy in helping others and I have considered a professional career in the field, but am not into the textbook diagnoses of the human condition. I went to a therapist in high school, and his hunt for identifiable signs and symptoms was offensively transparent, sometimes an hour was far too much and sometimes it was not nearly enough, but it was never worth the money. The best approach to solving one's problems is to seek the advice and counsel of those who truly love us and have genuine concern for our well being.

All advertisement is currently via word of mouth, so if you have found this page, you are a friend, or a friend of a friend and I am now, by default, an empathetic ear, and sincerely concerned with your health and happiness.

I am your knowitallsister, packaged with love and knowledge for almost all of life's queries.. Whether you want to know what to serve to for brunch or how to heal a breaking relationship, I offer you my compassion and care in whatever it is you're going through. I want to help.